I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Let's get the cat blown out
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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