my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
