garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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