I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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