Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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