So drunk, too bad you don't want this
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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