Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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