doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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