If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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