thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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