Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I have already put on my inside pants.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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