almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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