If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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