Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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