She's JV to your varsity
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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