What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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