If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Randomize
