She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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