Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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