Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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