That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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