After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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