just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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