I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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