I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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