Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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