nut hugger
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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