Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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