He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
