Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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