Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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