Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
