I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
did i walk over a car last night?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
