plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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