Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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