Got a toothbrush?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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