I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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