is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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