The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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