I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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