So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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