the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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