# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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