Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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