I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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