On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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