Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
