worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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