no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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