i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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